Budunkadunk in Black Pantyhose - Walmart! (2)

Okay, let me start by saying that I am fan of Walmart. One stop shopping and always entertaining. However, some of the most bazaar things happen while I'm there. This was not a direct result of anything Walmart did, unless they sold this poor girl the pantyhose.

So today I stayed home with my daughter who was under the weather with sinus gunk. However, mid day she needed more meds and we truly had nothing to eat in the house. Off to Wally-world I go. First stop the pharmacy department. Looking for vitamin C and vicks vapor rub. Find the VC no problem, but when I went into the aisle where the vicks should be (which happens to be right in the doorway of the pharmacist) I had to do a double take at the young lady, who was in her late teens, standing at the window. She was wearing black pantyhose that I'm assuming were to serve as tights. Now we all know that tights are a thicker material and much more appropriate for wearing with the shorter dress shirts. And those of us with "fuller" hips know just how thin pantyhose become when stretched over a lilly white butt! However, she must not have gotten the memo! To my eyes amazement, she was wearing a "normal" t-shirt...that was totally not long enough, and the black pantyhose! YES! Virgina, I saw your butt crack! And when I say butt crack, that's what I mean, not only was she wearing hose in place of tights, and a t-shirt in place of a shirt-dress, she was wearing no panties!!! I know the look on my face was total bewilderment! How do I know this, because the lady working behind the counter saw the lost and blank look on my face and ask if she could help me! (hahahaha) What do I say!?!? [No, but you can tell miss budunkadunk to read a fashion magazine!] Ahh, but my silvered tongue managed to spit out..."No, I'm just thinking! Yeah...thinking I'm going to bust out laughing! Even worse...Miss Budunkadunk realized her shirt was riding up and reached up to pull it down. Oh, why me! Now, do I politely tell her the issue as hand (or butt) or do I keep silent? I chose silent. 1, because I don't think I could tell her with a straight face and 2, if she's that stupid....let her mother tell her!